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  • Satan:

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  • Satan:

    You can have anything you wan--

  • Me:

    LANGUAGE.

  • Satan:

    What?

  • Me:

    GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.

  • Satan:

    What the--?

  • Me:

    YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

  • Satan:

    Wouldn't you rather have love or money?

  • Me:

    EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

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